Am I too uncool? Too old? Too Roadie? How can I be intrigued and frightened all at the same time? I have tattoos (3 to be precise). My ears were once pierced but have long since grown shut. I do have appropriately fashionable footwear, jeans, and ironic t-shirts. I just think that I am not something enough to do it. If you think you’ve got the gear inches in your rolled up girlfriend-borrowed pants check out them out this weekend.