Keychain Contest

Remember this team? Of course you do. A few years back this time of the summer we were discovering (no pun intended) all of the dastardly deeds that Floyd had done. Remember Alan Lim? He supposedly masterminded and was the little voice in Landis’ head feeding him all sorts of info – “faster, slower, maintain 420, dump water on your head” – during his amazing comeback mountain stage. Lim is now on staff over at the burrito Joe’s camp. You may have seen him lurking in the backseat of the team car during the Tour this year wearing some ridiculously large sunglasses.

Anyway, I came across this keychain in my stash o’ stuff. I guess it was thrown at me that year at the Tour from the caravane publicitaire. I want to give it away. It goes to the best writer of a musing, rant, haiku, limerick, whatever about the team. Post your offerings here. I’ll select one sometime next week.

‘There once was a rider named Floyd, who’s suspected of taking the ‘roid…’