Contador learns to speak Borat.
Posted in Blog on 20. Nov, 2009
Soooo, Contador has firmed up his agreement with team Kazakaboratvinovelo. HIs new DS’s will be Giuseppe Martinelli and Bontempi. Mmmm, let’s look at Martinelli’s cv: he raced for Jollyceramica, Magniflex, San Giacomo, Santini (I think with Bontempi), Selle San Marco, Alfa Lum, and Alpilatte-Cierre. He has directed teams who’s riders included – Pantani, nabbed for doping, deceased; Garzelli, positive tests, part of the Mapei mafia; Simoni, cocaine positive; Cunego, still going, good rider, no positives. So, the team will most likely be filled out with good, loyal Italians and a few guys from the most glorious country of Kazakhstan. Just in case Contador has not learned to speak Italian or Kazak yet, here’s some footage of a recent race with Spanish subtitles.
according to Cycling News Picasso was a DNF
He better hope his check doesn’t bounce!
“Nobody ever Call Pablo Picasso an asshole.”
Non Non… Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers said “Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole’ followed in the next verse by “Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole… Not like you. Alright.”
Speaking of which, I suspect John K wishes he had an El Dorado.
If not an El Dorado, at least a “Bitchin’ Camero”.
I would pay a king’s ransom to see John K in a Camero.
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Those things are sweet- especially the IROC.- JK
An El Dorado would have been a deal-killer for sure.
A Camero? Now there’s something slightly endearing about that.
It is spelled Camaro, and it would have to be a IROC-Z. Like Lance’s.
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Ha! Road Frog, just read your comment, after I made my preference of the IROC. It is head & shoulders above in its badness.- JK
Well it still looks like the UCI’s not happy they want a bank guarantee for 22 million dollars and they have till Wed. to get it. Looks like Contador might still be looking for a home.
At the risk of being accused of mulletthood (without the only acceptable excuse of being Belgian), I think you may mean El Camino not El Dorado.
Sans Mullet, (said moo-lay, it sounds better)
-LeGimpe
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LeGimpe- you are correct, but I would like an Eldorado. JK
“BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it’s in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don’t leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.”
Big lizard in my back yard…. I can’t do it.
LeGimpe
Is this the two John’s? Who is taping, and who is driving?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRM53QzssIs