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Posted on 02 July 2009 by john

So much going on at 2JPC world headquarters, so little time…  The listener feedback is stacking up, the t-shirts have arrived (but are not yet on the products page), there’s racing to do, the Desert Dog is visiting, I need to pack for France, and last but not least we need to do a new cast before the big boucle commences.
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We are soliciting your picks for the Tour:

GC

Best Young

Best Climber

Best Sprinter

Highest placed Frenchie

Bastille Day winner

First team with doping positive

In the meantime occupy yourself with this.  uhn tiss, uhn tiss…

30 Comments For This Post

  1. Clam Chowder Says:

    I think I would like this song better if it was sung in French.

    GC = Contador
    Best Young = Gesink
    Best Climber = Moncoutie
    Best Sprinter = Cavendish
    Highest Placed Frenchie = Sylvain Chavanel
    Bastille Day Winner = Sandy Casar
    First team with doping positive =Katusha

  2. Bottom Bracket Bob Says:

    GC = Andy Schleck
    Best Young = Robert Gesink
    Best Climber = Alberto Contador
    Best Sprinter = Tyler Farrar
    Highest Placed Frenchie = Thomas Voeckler
    Bastille Day Winner = Romain Feillu
    First team with doping positive = Lampre

    John, great interview with Bobby Medallion. I like how you snuck in the Moncoutie talk with him.

  3. bianchidonkey Says:

    GC = Armstrong
    BEST Young = A. Schleck
    Best Climber = Pellizotti
    Best Sprinter = Cavendish
    Higest Placed Frenchie = Casar
    Bastiile Day Winner = Moreau
    First team with doping positive = Katusha

  4. LeGimpe Says:

    GC = Contador
    Best Young = A. Schleck
    Best Climber = Pellizotti
    Best Sprinter = Freire
    Higest Placed Frenchie = Moreau
    Bastille Day Winner = Fredrigo
    First team with doping positive = Liquigas

    First DS to have to breakup a slapfight = Bruyneel

  5. Derf Says:

    C = Contador
    Best Young = A Schleck
    Best Climber = Sastra
    Best Sprinter = Farrar (please, anyone but Cavendish)
    Highest Placed Frenchie =Are they in this race?
    Bastille Day Winner = Isn’t that an off day?
    First team with doping positive = GST. Boonan will get caught powdering his nose after stage 3.

  6. WannabeKOM Says:

    GC = The guy from Texas with the black socks and shoes
    Best Young = Tony Martin
    Best Climber = Andy Schleck
    Best Sprinter = Freire
    Highest Placed Frenchie = Dessel
    Bastille Day Winner = Moncoutie
    First team with doping positive = Milram

  7. Bikejunkie Says:

    GC = Contador
    Best Young = A Schleck
    Best Climber = Pellizotti
    Best Sprinter = Hushovd
    Highest Placed Frenchie = Voekler
    Bastille Day Winner = Boonen
    First team with doping positive =Katusha

  8. El Pistolero Says:

    lanterne rouge – Lance Armstrong
    GC – ME!

  9. Jeremy Says:

    GC = Andy Schleck
    Best Young = Andy Schleck
    Best Climber = Alberto Contador
    Best Sprinter = Thor Hushovd
    Highest placed Frenchie = Sandy Casar
    Bastille Day winner = David Moncoutié
    First team with doping positive = Team Milram

  10. Fun Run Robbie Says:

    GC= C.Sastra[El Toro]
    Best Young= A Schleck [ The Banker]
    Best Climber= L Armstrong [Doc Cole] aka Flanigans Run
    Best spinter = Snowflake Boy [Boonan]
    Highest place frog = Stephane Auge[ the legionnaire]
    Bastille day Frog = Christophe Le Mevel [ Le Cheval]
    First team for drugs = Euskatltel Euskadi [ Can't trust the shifty eyed Spanish]

    Fun Run Robbie

  11. urbanhermit Says:

    GC: Sastre
    Best young: A.Schleck
    Best Climber: Contador
    Best Sprinter: Boonen
    Highest placed frenchman: Moncoutie
    Bastille Day winner: Armstrong (a final fu France!)
    First team with doping positive: Boom box

  12. Climbs like Hippo Says:

    GC: Contador
    Best Young: A Schleck
    Best climber: Armstrong
    Best Sprinter: Cavendish
    Highest Placed Freedom Fries: Moncoutie
    Bastille Day winner: Cavendish
    First Team with doping positive: Liquigas

  13. 3627 Says:

    GC:Contador
    Best Young: A Schleck
    Best climber: Gesink
    Best Sprinter: Boonen
    Highest Placed Frog: Casar
    Bastille Day winner: Cavendish
    First Team with doping positive:Katusha

  14. Kevy Metal Says:

    GC – Alberto Contador Velasco
    Best Young’un – Andy Schleck
    Best Climber – Carlos Sastre Candil
    Best Sprinter – Tom Boonen
    Highest Placed Frenchie – Sylvain Chavanel
    Bastille Day Winner – Juan Antonio Flecha
    First Team with Doping Positive – Katusha

  15. Other John Says:

    GC – Evans
    Young- Kreuziger
    Climber – Contador
    Sprinter – Cavendish
    Highest Placed Frenchie – H. Dupont
    Bastille Day Winner – Cavendish
    First Team with a Doping Positive – Katusha
    ______________________________________

    Clarification: These are the picks of some other John, not the Other John, of the Two Johns Podcast. JK

  16. Steve Says:

    What!? No podcast before the TDF?

  17. Lando Says:

    GC = Menchov
    Best Young = A. Schleck
    Best Climber = Sastre
    Best Sprinter = Cavendish
    Highest Placed Frenchie = Moncoutie
    Bastille Day Winner = Voeckler
    First team with doping positive = Katusha

  18. Ned Flanders Says:

    GC – Contador
    Young- A schleck
    Climber – Moncoutie
    Sprinter – Boonen
    Highest Placed Frenchie – T Voekler
    Bastille Day Winner – T Voekler
    First Team with a Doping Positive – BBox telecom

  19. theopticnerve Says:

    GC: Voight
    Best Young: Voight
    Best Climber: Voight
    Best Sprinter: Voight
    Highest placed Frenchie: Voight
    Bastille Day winner: Voight
    First team with doping positive: Voight

  20. theopticnerve Says:

    Worst misspelling of Voigt: me

  21. loveavet Says:

    GC: Leipheimer
    Best Young: Tony Martin
    Best Climber: Tony Martin
    Best Sprinter: Cavendish
    Highest Frenchie: Chavanel
    Bastille Day winner: Moncoutie (wth, right?)
    First Team w/ a Doping Offense: Caisse D’Epargne

  22. slimnshady Says:

    GC: Bert, pow pow, Contador
    Best Young: Andy, check my medallion Schleck
    Best Climber: Bert
    Best Sprinter: Mark, I am going to salute with how many stages I have won thus far, Cavendish
    Highest Frenchie: Samuel, Dont call me Sammy, Doumlin
    Bastille Day winner: Thor, Thunder pants, Hushovd
    First Team w/ a Doping Offense: Astana

  23. loveavet Says:

    Just curious here… anyone else have a huge pet peeve of friends who ruin stage news for you before you can get home to watch your DVR? Am I being unreasonable for getting upset when friends spill big stage news on their Facebook status updates? I usually do well to avoid news sites that might spill it…and accidentally hearing it in the parking lot before a ride is different too. But…when this buddy has seen me go “postal” about spillage before… Grrrr and ROAR! (and no, its not “my time” ..lol.. this just p*sses me off!)

    Killjoys!

  24. Le Gimpe Says:

    Yes, one should inquire as to the currency of a fellow fan’s tour knowledge before yelling “Cav killed ‘em again!”. Oops..

    Bebe called me and her picks are:
    GC: World Peace
    Best Youngster: The Children of the World
    Best Climber: The Environment
    Best Sprinter: PETA
    Highest Placed Surrender Monkey: Liberté, égalité, fraternité
    Bastille Day Winner: Some French Guy (it’s a law or something)
    1st Team w/ Doping Offense: No one, get high on life.

    I think our sport (and the world) is enobled by these lofty high minded picks. Thanks Bebe, you drip.

  25. Kevy Metal Says:

    I didn’t realize how many points are awarded for a stage win. At the pace Cavendish is on to notch 5-7 stages he should be wearing that green jersey all the way to the finish line in Paris.

  26. slimnshady Says:

    Loveavet, I am with you. It pisses me off when I try all day to not go to cyclingnews only to be ambushed by twitter or facebook.

    Anyone else find it interesting that Mick Rogers, Martin and Kirchen and putting in gobs of energy into the sprint train? I am guessing that Columbia is giving up on GC and just focusing on the Green this year.

  27. Kevy Metal Says:

    Not too late to make picks you say Johns?

    Best Sprinter: Mark Cavendish

  28. Scottish Roadie Says:

    GC = Contador
    Best Young = A Schleck
    Best Climber = Sastre
    Best Sprinter = Cavendish
    Highest Placed Français = Voeckler
    Bastille Day Winner = Ignatiev
    First team with doping positive = Silence-Lotto (honestly this was my pick before Dekker, but I will stick with it, they’ll have another one)

    PS: my wife’s cousin is a hot French actress and was in the video for Bloodhound Gang’s ‘Discovery Channel’ song. No joke.

  29. Mavic Man Says:

    Why would a hot French actress marry a Scot?

    GC= Manstrong
    Best Young= Da Costa Rui Alberto Faria
    Polka Dot = Dennis Menchov
    Green Jersy= Canvendish
    Highest Placed Frog= Voeckler
    Bastille Day Winner= Mauro Santambrogio
    First Control Positive= Silence Lotto

    Please give sarcastic cyclist the respect he deserves. Chuffs my bollocks that a hot anything would hang with a Scot (unless he is always gone cycling around the world).

    Vive le France,

  30. slimnshady Says:

    Maybe Moncoutié listens secretly to the TJPC. He sure sounds inspired.

    David Moncoutié (Cofidis) wants to win the final mountains’ jersey this year.

    “Winning the jersey at the Vuelta gave me the idea to try for it at the Tour, too,” he said. “Moreover, the route this year is well-suited to attacks in the mountains. Three stages start with climbs right away, so I hope to be out front on those days.”

    “It wasn’t me who told him to set himself this goal, I swear!” said Cofidis manager Eric Boyer. “He suggested it, and I think he’s now capable of it. He has to attack in the Pyrenees right away, then we will see how many points he can make. He needs to be in the top three [of the classification] by the end of the first week to remain in contention. If he is not, then he might let go of his goal and aim at a stage victory instead.”

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