This is so French…

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Posted on 12 September 2008 by john

This is the kind of stuff people send while JohnG is gallivanting about the wine country of Missouri. I know, I have banned talk of the subject of wheeled vehicles with flags attached and chairs and beards but… this is just…. I have no words for it except this is so French.

18 Comments For This Post

Sarcastic Cyclist Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Fastest half turns that I have ever seen.
Mavic Man Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I would have to wear a cup. I would like to a see a tandem model also.
jellybellywrench Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
i feel dumber for having watched that
Dave Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
This is from the FAQ on the website, I kid you not:

Does it bother to breath ?
As a sports scientist, I studied the anatomy and I put the support on the good bones in order to make you breath normally.

Is the women breast compressed ?
No, the breast is not supported on the boobies but higher up on the clavicle and sternum
ritchey boy Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
It looks like something that someone up with after watching Man from Atlantis while eating Mushrooms.
Woah! Dude? How he is going to swim like that on land. I got It!! We can build him a bike. Most Excellent.. .
ritchey boy Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
errr … someone thinks up…. Doh!
Desert Dog Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Brought to you by the same compatriots that conceived the Maginot Line…..
Soul_Rider Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
People really do win…. I entered the Velonews Contest to pick the winner of the TOM Individual TT as Valverde and today I got an email that I had one a pair of Oakley Radars ! Retail starts at $205 !
Soul_Rider Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Crap – I mean Vandevelde, duh !
Soul_Rider Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Crap again, I mean I “won” not one a pair. IDIOT! ) I’m on a roll — first socks and slipstreams from 2JPC and now new shades!
ritchey boy Says:
September 12th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
It’s okay Soul_Rider do not stare directly at the video while typing. Use only your side vision when trying this task. Just be thankful, this guy isn’t trying to the backstroke while peddling. Congrats on the shades.
WannabeKOM Says:
September 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Nice win Soul_Rider. I’ve been trying at thoses for awhile and its nice to hear from someone that has actually won.
psimet Says:
September 14th, 2008 at 3:14 am
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.
Le Gimp Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Is it the opposite of a recumbent? If so, it must be good! Hey everyone knows that races are won on those sweet half turns. Are periscope googles legal for mass start events? Think of the huge camelback you could wear! You could lie on it like a waterbed! Where are the aerobars?
This is revolutionary, world changing, much like the seqway.
WC Roadie Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 7:10 am
And you can even take a nap while riding one of these bad boys. I have no words to describe that video.
Bdot Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 9:14 am
ugh.
bikefool Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 10:05 am
I think we have found Lance’s new technological weapon to win the tour next year.
ritchey boy Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
heh..heh..hh. Now, I can watch how the geologic makeup of certain road surfaces affect tire thread wear. Wait!! All my pens are falling of out of my pocket protector. Abort!! I repeat Abort!